'Perfect for times when you'd rather lock yourself away from the outside world,' says the blurb describing the Sensuous Organic Body Wash, on the NEOM Luxury Organics website. Which is how I feel right now. And no, I haven't been reading 50 Shades of Grey. Though I am following @50ShedsofGrey on Twitter: 'She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..'
Now, where was I? Oh yes, the residents of That's Not My Age Mansions are poorly. Both me and the Blog Widower have a nasty lurgy. Knocked sideways like Chloe Smith by Paxo the other night. I'd been lolling around feeling sorry for myself all weekend, until the Blog Widower piped up, 'Have a shower, it'll make you feel better.' I could almost see the 'And smell better' thought bubble above his head. But, you know what, Mr TNMA was right. NEOM Luxury Organics' beauty products are lovely - apparently, Kate Moss and Gwyneth Paltrow are big fans. I do love a good body wash, and this indulgent treatment has perked me right up. Containing ylang ylang, frankincense and patchouli essential oils, it has a warm comforting scent that's left me clean, relaxed and refreshed.
And now for another lie down.
Just so you know, Neom very kindly sent me this Body Wash to review.